Coffee and astrology have more in common than you think. Both can explain why you’re moody before 9 a.m., why your friends never know what to get you for your birthday, and why you definitely need another cup. So, which Sip Happens roast are you destined for? Let’s find out.
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Cosmic Trail
Bold, adventurous, and a little fiery. Aries, you don’t just drink coffee—you conquer it. A roast with intensity and edge matches your “let’s go” energy.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Sweet & Steady
Taurus loves comfort and consistency. Smooth, medium roasts with nutty, chocolatey notes? That’s basically your love language in a mug.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Guji Glow
Gemini, you’re bright, chatty, and impossible to pin down. A lively, floral single-origin keeps pace with your split personality (and your calendar).
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Chill Brew (Decaf)
Sensitive soul, emotional sponge—you don’t always need the buzz. A cozy, comforting decaf suits your homebody vibes and late-night heart-to-hearts.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): After Hours
The spotlight’s on you, Leo. You need a roast as bold and dramatic as your personality. Dark, daring, and impossible to ignore.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Flow State
Organized, thoughtful, detail-oriented. Virgos thrive on balance, and this smooth, dependable roast helps you stay in the zone.
Libra (September 23 – October 22): Rio Rhythm
Charming, balanced, and a little indulgent. Libras crave harmony, and a rich chocolatey medium roast delivers just that.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Bitter Truth
Mysterious, intense, and just a touch intimidating. A dark roast with depth (and a little bite) is pure Scorpio energy.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Groove Fuel
Adventurous, witty, and restless. You need something global and lively that keeps pace with your next big idea—or trip.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Boss Brew
Ambitious and hardworking, Capricorns need a roast that means business. Strong, bold, and gets the job done without drama.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Focus Fuel (Mushroom Coffee)
Innovative, a little quirky, and always ahead of the curve. Functional coffee with a twist matches your “trendsetter” DNA.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Lighten Up
Dreamy, sensitive, and creative. A light, citrusy roast feels like a Pisces daydream—bright, whimsical, and a little otherworldly.
At the end of the day, you don’t have to drink your star sign… but why not? The stars may guide your destiny, but your coffee guides your morning. Sip Happens! Destiny tastes better with caffeine.
Sip Happens Tip: Try your zodiac roast for a week and see if your vibe shifts. If not, Mercury’s probably in retrograde.
