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First I Drink the Coffee, Then I Do the Things T-Shirt

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Color: Heather Brown
Size: XS

Priorities, people. The “First I Drink the Coffee, Then I Do the Things” Tee is a must-have for every caffeine-dependent human who knows nothing gets done before that first sip. Relatable, witty, and ridiculously comfortable, it’s the ultimate shirt for mornings, Mondays, or any day that starts with coffee (aka all of them).

Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this unisex jersey short sleeve tee is soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear. With side seams for structure, a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape, and a crisp, lasting print, it’s as reliable as your daily brew.

Features:

  • Super-soft 100% cotton for all-day comfort

  • Side seams + ribbed collar for structure and shape

  • Durable shoulder tape to prevent stretching

  • Fade-resistant print designed to last wash after wash

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, iron medium heat if needed. Coffee stains optional.

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Testimonials

Finally Found the One

5 | 5.0 Reviews

I’ve been searching for a clean, high-quality coffee! Finally found one!. Smooth, rich, and tastes freshly roasted.

Sarah M.

Pure and Perfect

5 | 5.0 Reviews

So happy I can grind my own beans without worrying about fillers. The flavor is pure and comforting.

Emily R.

Fresh and Flavorful

5 | 5.0 Reviews

I love knowing it’s free of pesticides and still tastes amazing. It’s fresh and flavorful every time.

Hannah P.

Gentle & Delicious

5 | 5.0 Reviews

Light roast perfection ! naturally sweet, and never acidic.

Grace E.

Worth the Switch

5 | 5.0 Reviews

I switched from a big store brand and I’m never going back. This coffee is just better.

Lauren W.

Bold but Smooth

5 | 5.0 Reviews

Strong flavor, no bitterness — finally a dark roast that gets it right.

Lisa B.

Sunshine in a Cup

5 | 5.0 Reviews

All the roasts just makes me smile! bright, clean, and full of good vibes

Taylor M.

Feel-Good Coffee

4.5 | 5.0 Reviews

You can tell it’s clean coffee. It tastes amazing.

Bella R.

My Stomach Thanks You!

4.5 | 5.0 Reviews

No bloating, no bitterness, just smooth clean flavor. Love it!

Heather V.
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No Funky Junk Allowed

Other coffees may sneak in hidden nasties. Ours doesn’t. Sip Happens Coffee beans are lab-tested, clean, small-batch roasted, and gourmet-grade — because your coffee should energize you, not worry you.