First I Drink the Coffee, Then I Do the Things T-Shirt

Priorities, people. The “First I Drink the Coffee, Then I Do the Things” Tee is a must-have for every caffeine-dependent human who knows nothing gets done before that first sip. Relatable, witty, and ridiculously comfortable, it’s the ultimate shirt for mornings, Mondays, or any day that starts with coffee (aka all of them).

Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this unisex jersey short sleeve tee is soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear. With side seams for structure, a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape, and a crisp, lasting print, it’s as reliable as your daily brew.

Features:

• Super-soft 100% cotton for all-day comfort

• Side seams + ribbed collar for structure and shape

• Durable shoulder tape to prevent stretching

• Fade-resistant print designed to last wash after wash

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, iron medium heat if needed. Coffee stains optional.