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Espresso Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself T-Shirt

$32.00
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Color: Heather Tan
Size: XS

Express yourself? Nah — Espresso Yourself. This bold coffee pun tee reminds everyone that self-care starts with caffeine. Whether you’re heading to work, running errands, or just trying not to “wreck yourself” before that first sip, this shirt has your back (literally).

Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this unisex jersey short sleeve tee is lightweight, soft, and built to last. Designed with side seams that keep its shape, a ribbed knit collar for a polished fit, and reinforced shoulder tape, it’s the perfect everyday tee with a shot of humor.

Features:

  • Premium 100% cotton for all-day comfort

  • Side seams + ribbed collar for structure

  • Crisp, fade-resistant print

  • Relaxed unisex fit for any coffee lover

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, iron medium if needed. Best worn while sipping espresso shots.

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Testimonials

Finally Found the One

5 | 5.0 Reviews

I’ve been searching for a clean, high-quality coffee! Finally found one!. Smooth, rich, and tastes freshly roasted.

Sarah M.

Pure and Perfect

5 | 5.0 Reviews

So happy I can grind my own beans without worrying about fillers. The flavor is pure and comforting.

Emily R.

Fresh and Flavorful

5 | 5.0 Reviews

I love knowing it’s free of pesticides and still tastes amazing. It’s fresh and flavorful every time.

Hannah P.

Gentle & Delicious

5 | 5.0 Reviews

Light roast perfection ! naturally sweet, and never acidic.

Grace E.

Worth the Switch

5 | 5.0 Reviews

I switched from a big store brand and I’m never going back. This coffee is just better.

Lauren W.

Bold but Smooth

5 | 5.0 Reviews

Strong flavor, no bitterness — finally a dark roast that gets it right.

Lisa B.

Sunshine in a Cup

5 | 5.0 Reviews

All the roasts just makes me smile! bright, clean, and full of good vibes

Taylor M.

Feel-Good Coffee

4.5 | 5.0 Reviews

You can tell it’s clean coffee. It tastes amazing.

Bella R.

My Stomach Thanks You!

4.5 | 5.0 Reviews

No bloating, no bitterness, just smooth clean flavor. Love it!

Heather V.
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No Funky Junk Allowed

Other coffees may sneak in hidden nasties. Ours doesn’t. Sip Happens Coffee beans are lab-tested, clean, small-batch roasted, and gourmet-grade — because your coffee should energize you, not worry you.