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Espresso Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself T-Shirt

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Color: Heather Tan
Size: XS

Express yourself? Nah — Espresso Yourself. This bold coffee pun tee reminds everyone that self-care starts with caffeine. Whether you’re heading to work, running errands, or just trying not to “wreck yourself” before that first sip, this shirt has your back (literally).

Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this unisex jersey short sleeve tee is lightweight, soft, and built to last. Designed with side seams that keep its shape, a ribbed knit collar for a polished fit, and reinforced shoulder tape, it’s the perfect everyday tee with a shot of humor.

Features:

  • Premium 100% cotton for all-day comfort

  • Side seams + ribbed collar for structure

  • Crisp, fade-resistant print

  • Relaxed unisex fit for any coffee lover

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, iron medium if needed. Best worn while sipping espresso shots.

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Animated character with glasses holding a mug against an abstract background

No Funky Junk Allowed

Other coffees may sneak in hidden nasties. Ours doesn’t. Sip Happens Coffee beans are lab-tested, clean, small-batch roasted, and gourmet-grade — because your coffee should energize you, not worry you.